kahn1801:

ultrafacts:

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Somebody should make a movie out of this

kahn1801:

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Somebody should make a movie out of this

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lukehemmingofficial:

you walked in

everyone was asking for your name

you just smiled

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and told them trouble

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galaxys4:

this is the best image i have ever seen

galaxys4:

this is the best image i have ever seen

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heckn:

WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE HOPE IT GIVES YOU   heck

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churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

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unimpressedcats:

hot cat

hotboysofficial:

lady gets mugged by motorcyclist while driving

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ostracizedpoodle:

Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan

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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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karlasimply:

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